So... if you are a fat girl, you know, when you lose weight, even if it is temporary, it is never in the places you want it, or how you want it to.
I am the small chested, handed, footed fat person... I think all of these are terrible. First, I am a female. We are measured by our curves and I think it is wholly unfair to give a fat girl small tits. We already have to deal with size issues, but then we feel like some sort of circus freak because we are the fat person with no boobs. I watch fat men... or even just slightly overweight men walk by with bigger tatas than mine and I am jealous and horrified. I mean, take some pride, put a bra on it, give those bitches some support! Then I have theses ridiculous small hands and since Im chubby, they look like Cabbage Patch Kids hands... I once had a friend tell me to put my baby hands back in they aren't done baking yet! I showed him... And to make it worse, I have these little feet, I can still wear children's shoes if it weren't for the fact that my feet are wide. I am small in places it doesn't make sense to be small in!
So when you start to lose weight, it comes off in weird places. Always, ALWAYS the boobs first... and the feet... not the places I care to be thinner in... Take it from my belly, my hips, my back, my chin, my neck.... but my feet?!?! why?!?! really???? And because gravity works, what's left always sags... why can't the skin keep up with the shrinking fat cells??? Is that really so much to ask for? I don't think so. My reward for shedding a few ounces is to look as fabulous as I feel.
*sigh*
But no matter what, I love my big ass...
